What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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