- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

I have read the terms and conditions

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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