- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

whats worse than gill? nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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