- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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