How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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well now

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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