- Anti Joke

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty