- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

I like the color potato.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

National security?

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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