- Anti Joke

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!