- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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