Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

whats yellow after cani...nathan

What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

which one is easiest

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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