What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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