did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Morning wood.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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