- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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