Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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