How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Rebecca Black

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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