- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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