what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Chlamydia

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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