A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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a black guy hates chicken.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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