- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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