- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

osama bin laden is dead

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Matthew Baker

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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