I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Stop Spam Read Books

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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