I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why? Why not?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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