Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Anti Joke

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