- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

1+1=2

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A Duck walks into a bar.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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