- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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