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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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