- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Will nearis is here! Get it

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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