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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

No because your face is really f***** up.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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