- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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