- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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