- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do u call a cripple Biv

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