- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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