- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

womens rights.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

bangers and mash?

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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