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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

kennah campion... being nice

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

why is pie good. because it just is.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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