*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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whats 2+2? math.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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