A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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black people

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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