Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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