- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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