Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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