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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

One day a man walked into a wall

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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