A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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men

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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