- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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