Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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