Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

A black student graduated High School

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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