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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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