What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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