Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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i killed my family

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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