- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

my wife out of the kitchen

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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