- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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