Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock knock Shut up

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Anti Joke

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